Tuesday, October 16, 2007

SOUND BITES

M. “You just said sizzling.”

C. “Bacon.”

M “Bacon and sausages and other stuff that sizzles?”

C. “Yes.”

M. “Now you’ve made me hungry
but I haven’t got anything that sizzles
unless I burn some soup.”

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Girl 1. “Men are like nail varnish.”

Girl 2. “Nail varnish?”

Girl !. “Sure, you don’t really need it but it’s nice to have.”

Girl 2. “ You wouldn’t want to wear the same colour all the time though.”

Girl 1. “ Acetone!”

19 comments:

Michael said...

I think you should know that I have reported the first quote to the Who-Said-What Department Of Accuracy at blogger.com HQ as you seem to have 'misremembered' the entire conversation.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Reminds me: I’ve been up for almost two hours and have yet to breakfast. I suppose I’ll have to burn some soup.

val said...

No need to ask if C is Cathy and M is Michael then.

Michael said...

It's all lies Val.

snowelf said...

I very well could have said that soup one...

:)

--snow

Miss Understood said...

Acetone! LMAO!

Matt-Man said...

You had me at "bacon". Cheers!!

Logophile said...

You must cook soup the way I do
:p
I tried some acetone on a cottonball on Mr Logo and he is still exactly the same, I think I need a new recipe

Pauline said...

If M runs out of soup he could always burn some beans, not forgetting to first add cheese thus creating his signature dish which is still worthy of any mig welding award going LOL.

Pauline said...

Are you sure Girl 1 didn't say " Acid, Hon. " ?

Top cat said...

I think I get it...
maybe...
ummmm...
not too sure...
rolls on ground
think I'll sleep in the window
tc

Blancodeviosa said...

that's funny girl!

Flash said...

Men are like Nail Varnish???


Hmmmm......

val said...

Cathy, it's so refreshing to find siblings with such a normal, straightforward relationship with each other.

puerileuwaite said...

Mmmmmmmmmm, bacon ............

Michael said...

Cathy...one word....FARTING...now, the truth about the cooking please.

Azzitizz said...

Love your latest posts.
B.T.W. You've been tagged, come see. Blame Graham (Getty 72) he got me first!
:)

Baba Doodlius said...

Joke I just thought of:

Q: What do you call gloves that remove your nail polish?

A: Acetoners

(I didn't say it was a funny joke.)

Sugar Smacks said...

I'm thinking I should start carrying around a mini tape rcorder with me on the transit. Just so I can catch snippets of conversations like these.