Saturday, January 19, 2008

Pillow Talk

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Your early spasm
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Robbed me of my orgasm
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You premature prick
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20 comments:

lime said...

the bastard...

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual” ~ Phyllis Diller

When I was regularly writing sermons, a newsletter, and a newspaper column, I began collecting quotes. Sometimes they still come in handy.

Travis said...

Damn that guy!

cathy said...

Lime. LOL!This is a universal ditty for all women who have been there.

ssnick, My recipe for dealing with anger and fustration is blogging.

travis, no guy in perticular. just a little ditty that popped into my head and made me laugh.

Julie said...

I'll do it myself
it feels so good, just the same
my hands know me well.

Bwahahahahaha!

val said...

A fifth of a 55!

cathy said...

julie, way to go!

val, it's closer to a third if you're talking about the haiku but a big fat zero if you are referring to the content.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Leave early, come late I always say.

Matt-Man said...

Ha...That was good. Cheers and/or sympathies Cathy!!

BBC said...

LOL

Yeah, the stupid prick.

Hey, give him another chance. Teach him how if you have too. Men are idiots and need training.

Akelamalu said...

Totally Selfish!

Pauline said...

If it's that useless, just bobbit!

Miss Understood said...

That's the best haiku I've ever read!

Enemy of the Republic said...

Let's make billboards.

cathy said...

tpkid, well done.

matt-man, I do have my moments,drink up and pour us another one.

bbc, it isn't a specific case and most people are idiots at one time or another Including me.

akelmalu,quite! umm, him or me.

pauline, he was asking for it with a name like that.

miss understood, I'll see if I can come up with some more.

enemy, LOL!!

Bond said...

I never let that happen if I spasm.. I then get busy...

OH and I finally got around to linking you

cathy said...

bond, good for you and good gracious me! thanks

ann said...

oooooooooh ruuuuuuuuude!!!! ;>)

Real Live Lesbian said...

Perfect with so few words! Great job!

Sugar Smacks said...

Oh, great. Now you've got me wanting to do haikus! I must say I enjoy where you've taken this one.

Thanks for your holiday wishes and for visiting my blog when it was "sleeping." I really hope to blog more often this year, but sometimes it is like I am a chihuahua trying to mount a bull (which is tragic if you're a female chihuahua).

You're awesome..0