M. “You just said sizzling.”
C. “Bacon.”
M “Bacon and sausages and other stuff that sizzles?”
C. “Yes.”
M. “Now you’ve made me hungry
but I haven’t got anything that sizzles
unless I burn some soup.”
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Girl 1. “Men are like nail varnish.”
Girl 2. “Nail varnish?”
Girl !. “Sure, you don’t really need it but it’s nice to have.”
Girl 2. “ You wouldn’t want to wear the same colour all the time though.”
Girl 1. “ Acetone!”
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REASONS WHY A CUCUMBER IS BETTER THAN A MAN
- a cucumber won't accuse you of disliking cucumbers
- a cucumber won't flirt with your friends
- cucumbers don't watch football
- cucumbers don't snore
- you won't be upset if a cucumber forgets your birthday
- A cucumber stays hard for a week
- cucumbers don't complain about the phone bill
- you can hide a cucumber in the fridge when your gran visits
- you can cut a cucumber in half and share it with a friend
- a cucumber doesn't mind if you talk to another cucumber
19 comments:
I think you should know that I have reported the first quote to the Who-Said-What Department Of Accuracy at blogger.com HQ as you seem to have 'misremembered' the entire conversation.
Reminds me: I’ve been up for almost two hours and have yet to breakfast. I suppose I’ll have to burn some soup.
No need to ask if C is Cathy and M is Michael then.
It's all lies Val.
I very well could have said that soup one...
:)
--snow
Acetone! LMAO!
You had me at "bacon". Cheers!!
You must cook soup the way I do
:p
I tried some acetone on a cottonball on Mr Logo and he is still exactly the same, I think I need a new recipe
If M runs out of soup he could always burn some beans, not forgetting to first add cheese thus creating his signature dish which is still worthy of any mig welding award going LOL.
Are you sure Girl 1 didn't say " Acid, Hon. " ?
I think I get it...
maybe...
ummmm...
not too sure...
rolls on ground
think I'll sleep in the window
tc
that's funny girl!
Men are like Nail Varnish???
Hmmmm......
Cathy, it's so refreshing to find siblings with such a normal, straightforward relationship with each other.
Mmmmmmmmmm, bacon ............
Cathy...one word....FARTING...now, the truth about the cooking please.
Love your latest posts.
B.T.W. You've been tagged, come see. Blame Graham (Getty 72) he got me first!
:)
Joke I just thought of:
Q: What do you call gloves that remove your nail polish?
A: Acetoners
(I didn't say it was a funny joke.)
I'm thinking I should start carrying around a mini tape rcorder with me on the transit. Just so I can catch snippets of conversations like these.
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