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Your early spasm
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Robbed me of my orgasm
Robbed me of my orgasm
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You premature prick
You premature prick
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A street corner you may want to travel to some time to think about feelings or talk about thoughts .A place to laugh, cry and write in the sky.
About Me
- cathy
- A woman barely alive. She can rebuild herself.Now where did I put that screwdriver
Dona Nobis Pacem
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BLOG AGAINST ABUSE
My Claim to Fame
E JOKES
Most if not all of the jokes and funny pics on this blog are blatantly stolen from http://www.e-jokes.net/ they can sue me if they like.
Thanks Azzitiz
OTHER BLOGGING FOOLS
Online users html
Fans on the page
favourite links
REASONS WHY A CUCUMBER IS BETTER THAN A MAN
- a cucumber won't accuse you of disliking cucumbers
- a cucumber won't flirt with your friends
- cucumbers don't watch football
- cucumbers don't snore
- you won't be upset if a cucumber forgets your birthday
- A cucumber stays hard for a week
- cucumbers don't complain about the phone bill
- you can hide a cucumber in the fridge when your gran visits
- you can cut a cucumber in half and share it with a friend
- a cucumber doesn't mind if you talk to another cucumber
18 comments:
“My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: set the kitchen timer for twenty minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual” ~ Phyllis Diller
When I was regularly writing sermons, a newsletter, and a newspaper column, I began collecting quotes. Sometimes they still come in handy.
Damn that guy!
Lime. LOL!This is a universal ditty for all women who have been there.
ssnick, My recipe for dealing with anger and fustration is blogging.
travis, no guy in perticular. just a little ditty that popped into my head and made me laugh.
I'll do it myself
it feels so good, just the same
my hands know me well.
Bwahahahahaha!
A fifth of a 55!
julie, way to go!
val, it's closer to a third if you're talking about the haiku but a big fat zero if you are referring to the content.
Leave early, come late I always say.
Ha...That was good. Cheers and/or sympathies Cathy!!
Totally Selfish!
If it's that useless, just bobbit!
That's the best haiku I've ever read!
Let's make billboards.
tpkid, well done.
matt-man, I do have my moments,drink up and pour us another one.
bbc, it isn't a specific case and most people are idiots at one time or another Including me.
akelmalu,quite! umm, him or me.
pauline, he was asking for it with a name like that.
miss understood, I'll see if I can come up with some more.
enemy, LOL!!
I never let that happen if I spasm.. I then get busy...
OH and I finally got around to linking you
bond, good for you and good gracious me! thanks
oooooooooh ruuuuuuuuude!!!! ;>)
Perfect with so few words! Great job!
Oh, great. Now you've got me wanting to do haikus! I must say I enjoy where you've taken this one.
Thanks for your holiday wishes and for visiting my blog when it was "sleeping." I really hope to blog more often this year, but sometimes it is like I am a chihuahua trying to mount a bull (which is tragic if you're a female chihuahua).
You're awesome..0
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