It can be very confusing choosing a meal in a restaurant these days so here are a few tips to help the uninitiated to work out what is, or rather what isn’t, on offer. If you prefer eating at home you might find my previous post on cooking useful.
http://litcor.blogspot.com/2007/03/cooking-instructions-explained.html
Cockie-Leekie - is not made from post coital penises
Wontons - are not heavy
Vol.-au-vent – is not an Italian smart car, yet!
It is however the name of a film about a deaf and dumb guy
who lives with a chicken , Go figure!
Soufflé – is not much help if you want to hide your bald patch.
Vinaigrette – Has nothing to do with wishing you hadn’t drunk so much wine.
Mortadella - Only smells like something that died,
Gazpacho - has nothing to do with military police.
Tagliatelle & Fettucine – have nothing to do with kinky sex.
Unless you know differently...?
Cannelloni – is not a solo dance form
Tzatziki – is unpronouncable unless you’ve been practicing from birth.
Anyone looking for useful information can click on the links.
If you would like to add your own helpful hints, you know where to leave your comments.
