Friday, May 25, 2007

The way to a man’s heart attack is through his stomach.


She was cooking his favourite food. A dutiful and diligent wife ought to attend to her husband’s needs; Six rashers of bacon, two sausages, a couple of fried eggs and plenty of French fries; might as well add a grilled tomato for show.
Cooking for him was murder, but it would be difficult to prove.
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Late addition. My sister sent me a 55 and is threatening to start blogging. Yeah!

Twas brilig and the slithy toves had just done gyring and gymbling in the mire and were wondering what to do next. The borogroves were still a bit mimsy and probably not ready to drink yet. The threshers were shut and the sans berets couldn't sell borogroves after 3pm on a brilig. Oh mire !

34 comments:

Michael said...

I'll be eating out in September then. T...can I stay at yours?

Travis said...

As always, excellent.

Hammer said...

At least he will die happy :)

S said...

Ha! Very good, Miss! Thanks for playing. Im up too

Keshi said...

Is there any way to a man's wallet? LOL!

Keshi.

bsoholic said...

I sure love me some eggs and bacon! :-9. hahaa :P

Miss Understood said...

Loved it!

cathy said...

michael, souvlaki to the max!

travis, Thankyou kind sir.

hammer, not if I can help it!

s, I'll be over directly.

keshi, I'm working on it.

bsoholic, all things in moderation.
(well most things!)

miss understood, It would seem we understand each other perfectly

captain corky said...

Holy shit! My wife's out to get me...

Queenie said...

Your so good at this. Keep nagging my sister to start blogging, she said she wouldn't have anything to so....

Ali said...

Brilliant!

My sister always advocates that the way to a mans heart is through his chest with an axe!!! I like this twist though!!

Top cat said...

she knew he had a weakened immune system and made sure the bacon and eggs were way beyond the spoiled date.

Good one cathy, remind me to bring a food tester along with me should I ever find myself dining at your place.
tc

pinkhippo said...

Is the husband rich?

What a smart wife! LOL

Logophile said...

Clever, very clever, the plan and the writing of it.
Your sister is genius too, love it.

lime said...

your heroines do have a homicidal streak don't they? nonetheless, another fine entry.

cathy said...

captain corky, LOL! Demand fresh fruit and vegetables before it's too late.

queenie, keep nagging it takes time.

ali, funny you should say that, my sister said the same. are we related?

TC, that would speed things up a bit. don't worry I only poison residents. LOL.

pinkhippo, life insurance is a beautiful thing!

logo, I'm hoping you will get to know her better.

lime, a fine entry and a grand exit!

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Well said!

Congratulations to your soon-to-be-blogger sister.

Antonio said...

That's how I want to go. Nice and slow. I am not sure what that last part was saying bit it sounded good,

Antonio

val said...

Sadly, my ex-husband was the cook. And he was (and still is) poor and has no life insurance.

Love the take on Lewis Carroll, too, very clever.

Tina said...

Loved it C!!! You are very creative...Tina xoxo
M - you bet u can!!!! xoxo

Dan said...

Can you veganize that for me please?

I plan on being here a while.

Michael said...

Sounds like a plan T :)

Cathy, are you intent on sucking the whole family into this blogging freak show?

puerileuwaite said...

Sorry, but "no time to wallow in the mire*".









(From The Doors' "Light My Fire")

G-Man said...

Cathy?........
Great 55, but be careful!

How much is a rasher?

EBEZP said...

That's heaven for me not hell!
You can cook that for me all the time Cathy it may not get rid of me though.

pinkhippo said...

cathy,

Life insurance!

I got to be careful when Blue Hippo wants to increase my sum insured... LOL

cathy said...

ss nick, my family are going to take over the internet! (evil laughter)

Antonio,If she gets tired of waiting there'll be mushrooms in his next meal.

val, ex and late are both good prefixes for some husbands.

Tina, are you sure you want my brother to stay with you? he eats more than your son!

dan, you are probably safe from homicidal housewives, unless there's something you're not telling me.

michael,yes.

puerileuwaite, all work and no play....

Pauline said...

At last I have accessed the comment leaving portal!

In celebration I will send you a pot of raspberry jam to end things on a sweet note

Michael said...

Oh crap. Now there's two of them in here. What have you done C?

cathy said...

g-man, a rasher is a slice and I am always careful (she lied).

ebezp, my husband won't eat veggies it gave me the idea for the 55, LOL.

pink hippo, you can never be too careful!

Pauline,NOW ALL YOU NEED TO DO IS POST!

mik, now we can gang up on you! LOL.

Keshi said...

hehe good on ya Cathy! :)

Keshi.

G-Man said...

Cathy...You doin OK?

Sugar Smacks said...

Both are awesome.

Tanya said...

Thanks for writing this.