Showing posts with label Meme. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Meme. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Needs meme

I saw this meme on Trav's Thoughts
and decided it would make a good stop gap
until I get round to posting about my holiday.



All you have to do is ...
Google your first name
with the word needs after it
and post the results





Here is what I got... more or less







All Cathy needs is a big feather to fan him and ...
(It depends who HE is!)



Cathy needs …A life worth living
(I’m working on it.)

CATHY NEEDS A CABARET AGENT IN SYDNEY
(Who’s Sydney?)

Cathy needs a bit of cheering up today.
(Prozac.)

cathy should get a boyfriend.. cathy needs an angel, I want to hug cathy. ...
(You’ve got to love GOOGLE! )

Vincent D'Onofrio in "Paradice Hotel "...

Cathy needs pain medicine.
Cathy wants to be suctioned
Cathy wants ice chips.
Cathy wants to change ...
(Ok already, sheesh.)


cathy needs chocolate. lots of chocolate and a name change. ...
( mmm and hmmm.)

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Message in a Bottle Meme



Mimi of Peaceglobe fame has tagged me for her message in a bottle meme. So here is my message which I would also like to put on almost everything that we so wantonly waste. In fact I would prefer to go further.
We need to regress for progress. If you don't understand what I mean just think back to your grannies cupboards and drawers with their bits and bobs of saved string and brown paper, Jam jar vases painted on rainy afternoons and groceries wrapped in paper rather than prepackaged in plastic. Recycling isn't enough, we have to stop using the world's resources in such a selfish, shortsighted and irresponsible manner.

(Don't worry I'll soon be back to my usual style of irregularly posted miserable poetry.)

Right before I go, If you are on my blogroll or have commented on one of my last five posts then you are tagged.

Go HERE for the rules/instructions, I don't do rules but you will need the instructions on this one.

Monday, January 7, 2008

'7 random weird facts meme.


I HAVE BEEN BRIBED BY AZZITIZ TO DO THIS MEME.
I SUPPOSE IT IS BETTER THAN DEPRESSING YOU ALL AGAIN

SO HERE GOES....

BUGGER THE RULES!

1. There is nothing I don’t know about dog bone and rabbit green soup.

2. I am afraid of water but being of the opinion that we should face our fears I once took a scuba diving course which ended when a concerned tourist tried to rescue me from the swimming pool where I was having a practice session. I was in full diving gear at the time while he was just wearing swimming shorts and a look of heroic determination.

3. I spend most of my time inside my own head even when my body is walking round doing other things.

4. I have narrowly escaped death several times that I know of, on one occasion I gave a bunch of bikers a lecture about judging people by their appearance. They offered me a beer. The following day they were arrested for stabbing someone to death during an argument.

5. I hate being told what to do.

6. some of the tastiest dishes I have ever cooked have been the result of wildly improvising when I did not have the required ingredients for a particular recipe. Needless to say I can never duplicate the results as I later forget what I threw in the pan during my wild lack of correct ingredient panic.

7. I am wildly disorganized and forgetful. On the rare occasions when I get my act together I accomplish more in half a day than most people do in a month.

8. I think this is my 100th post.... a bloody meme!

Comments on this post should include weird or random facts about yourself.

That way I don't have to tag anyone, feel free to lie.

Sunday, July 8, 2007

CHUFFING MEME!

Just when I thought it was safe to come out of the water and nip back to Athens for the weekend AZZITIZZ, who I recently gave a shout out, bloody well tags me.
I am supposed to tell you the rules but, quite frankly it isn’t rocket science so if you can’t work them out by reading the post you probably ought to run for president.

1. Every time I say that I am not going to do another meme it turns out to be a big fat lie.
2. I can hop for quite an impressive distance across very hot sand (I found this out last week when I stepped on a wasp at the beach).
3, I have overcome my fear of cockroaches (killing dozens of the things on a daily basis at our holiday let is excellent therapy).
4. Every time I see a bride being transported to church I get an almost irresistible urge to run after her screaming “DON’T DO IT! DON’T DO IT!”
5. I hate listening to squeaky/ high pitched voices so Mickey Mouse annoys the hell out of me.
6. I REALLY hate clowns, I may have mentioned this before but it bears repeating.
7. Hell will freeze over before I do a HNT,
8. YOUR TURN .What do you THINK you know about me?

Now it is my turn to tag:-

Tina, A post, a post…If only to cock my leg on.
Pauline. Keep it in the family.
Puerileuwaite. Well overdue!
Myutopia, nice name.
Sugar Smacks. Should be interesting
Blancodeviosa. She loves memes as much as I do.
Squirl, I don’t visit her nearly as much as I should.
Top Cat, for being a cool cat, and an “awesome dude”

Sunday, July 1, 2007

LULU ROCKS AND SO DO I !

My blogging friend Queenie has very kindly seen fit to give me a rockin' girl blogger award. It was bright pink but another of my friends, Dan, helped me out by changing the colour to blue so that it would match my blog's colour scheme. I would have nominatedDan but as heisn't a girl I restrained myself. Someone who is a bit quicker than me though nominated his cat Lulu so I am now in very exalted company indeed. Now it is my turn to nominate five lucky ladies for this distinction:-
My first choice is Lime and not because I have a green button. On the contrary the green button was made because there is lime.
Second in my illustrious line-up comes my sister Pauline. Not because she is my sister but because her blog really rocks.
My third choice is the incomparable Logo who is as witty a biking blogger as you could wish to meet.
Fourth in my line- up is Blancodeviosa becauseI love her pics and poetry as well as her "don't give me any shit"attitude.
Last but by no means least, my fifth choice for a rockin' girlblogger award is Tina.
Now she will have to post.





If I could I would nominate at least another five
but I guess it would be bending the rules too far
so I will have to make do with naming them:
miss understood, sugar smacks, groovy lady,
Ann, Val and Ali.
I will get you next time or develop the know how
to create an award of my own in the autumn.



Monday, May 14, 2007

WTF!!!

Five Fave Food Places,
Oh my gods tagged again this time by EBEZP with the food meme.
The rules:
1. Add a direct link to your post below the name of the person who tagged you. Include the city/state and country you’re in.

Nicole (Sydney, Australia)
velverse (Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia)
LB (San Giovanni in Marignano, Italy)
Selba (Jakarta, Indonesia)
Olivia (London, England)
ML (Utah, USA)
Lotus (Toronto, Canada)
tanabata (Saitama, Japan)
Andi (Dallas [ish], Texas, United States)
Todd (Louisville, Kentucky, United States)
miss kendra (Los Angeles, California, U.S.A)
Jiggs Casey (Berkeley, CA, USA! USA! USA!)
Lee Ann (Birmingham, AL, United States)
EBEZP (Wirral, Merseyside, UK)
CATHY (Athens, Attica, Greece)

2. List your top 5 favourite places to eat at your location.

RIGHT LET’S GET THIS OVER WITH.







The Chinese in Haidari.
It’s close to home and not Greek.





--------------------------------The Mexican restaurant at the village centre.

They have the best chocolate soufflé that
I have ever tasted.

Though that is not Mexican food,
whatever.



George’s souvlaki shop
I have no idea where it is.
My husband does the driving
while I just space out
and compose my next post.








Tassos, near George’s souvlaki shop.

It’s got a playground for the kids
so I get to eat in relative peace and quiet
and the salads are nice too.



The Apolis in Petropoulis, I’m not making this up honest. This is on top of a hill and you can see the Acropolis in the distance. It has coffee shops, bars, a disco, function room as well as indoor and outdoor restaurants. It also belongs to one of my husband’s relatives which is why I know so much about it.


NOW WHO TO DO UP LIKE A CHRISTMAS TURKEY THIS TIME?

1. Hale McKay ( because I think he might like this one, though I could be wrong)
2. puerileuwaite ( because he will undoubtedly give it a humourous twist)
3. Tina ( she takes a sick and perverted pleasure in doing memes)
4. charles (because I think he will do a good job of it, honestly!)
5. G-man (because he won't mind)

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Barf on a Blog!

When I started my blog it was a bit of an experiment to see if I could do it. The things that I posted were really just for my own benefit, to get them out of my head so to speak. I could compare it to puking on the pavement after drinking too much on a night out.
So when people started visiting to read my posts and comment on them it was a bit like having passers-by stop to examine the curbside chunder and admire the chunks. This is where things get quantum on us, observation changing the thing observed and all that.
I found myself impelled to re-arrange the diced carrots in my verbal vomit in an attempt to make them more pleasing to the eye. What is the point of this sick aside? You may well ask, and quite right to!
The point is that if I see my posts as a form of artfully arranged spew then what are memes?
Memes my friends are the equivalent of someone else throwing-up, collecting the resultant mess in a bag and passing it on to their fellow bloggers to see what they can make of it.
That said I will now proceed to re-hash Sugar Smack’s regurgitations passed to me this morning in an airline sick bag cunningly disguised as a comment on one of my posts.

Here it is: The Education Meme

What was the name of the teacher that was most influential in your life from grades K through 6?
I have barely started and I’m breaking the mold already because I am going to name 2 teachers. The first one was called Neville and I can’t remember his surname because we used to call him Neville the Notorious Noodle Nosher, I think my sister Pauline came up with the name and looking at it now I may have inadvertently stumbled upon the root cause of my fondness for alliteration (thanks Pol). The reason I remember him is because he was my first “crush” I must have been all of eight years old at the time. He played the guitar and sang to us!
My second choice is Mr. Dewhurst. He was a God among pedagogs in my view and I credit him with my appreciation of classical music, my love of nature, my enthusiasm for the written word and my interest in the arts in general. He also taught me to add up so he was pretty useful. I still think of him when I stop to listen to birdsong even though I haven’t seen him in thirty years.

What subject did you favor in high school?
Here we go again. The only subjects I didn’t like were athletics (because I sucked), cooking (because it was too easy) and sewing. I still hate sewing. The teachers were all shriveled up old bitches (up yours Miss Fowl!!) .

Did you attend a university and if so, did you attain a degree?
No and no.

Do you learn best through books, by watching, or hands-on?
When I get my hands on a book I watch the words dancing on the page.
OK, I’ll behave now. I think this depends on what is being learnt and not who is learning it.
Though I have met people who might as well be blind, illiterate double amputees judging by what they know.

Has education been an ongoing process for you?
How do you feel about that?
Learning and self improvement are ongoing processes that should continue throughout life (unless you are a blind, illiterate double amputee). Education on the other hand is a euphemism for processing human beings so that they fit neatly into boxes and become “useful” members of society. I am not well educated.

What seven people are you tagging to do this?
Now let’s see, who do I want to piss off on this fine spring morning?

Mona. She could put an extra twist in a corkscrew.
Charles. He likes putting things in boxes when he isn’t torturing cats.
Tina. She never gets angry with me.
Michael. Keep it in the family.
S. Revenge for Rufus on the wrong day.
And now for the mad bit the next and last tag is a blog that I don’t know from Adam which I found by hitting the “next blog” button until I found something that wasn’t in Italian, religious, political or pornographic. It took a while I can tell you!

Lost in Suburbia

Sunday, April 22, 2007

TEN THINGS THAT I NEVER DID BEFORE (insert noun phrase of your choice here)

I am feeling decidedly lazy and uninspired today so I am posting a meme just to irritate the hell out of everybody who hates the damn things. (It's annoying me already and I wrote it!)

Ten things that I never did before immigrating to Greece.

!. I never had a meal that consisted of only bread and olives.
2. I never screamed at the top of my voice whilst having a friendly conversation.
3. I never belly danced.
4. I never danced on the table in a crowded bar.
5. I never swam in the sea surrounded by jellyfish..
6. I never took part in a candlelit vigil outside a church.
7. I never rode pillion on a moped.
8. I never saw anyone eat a sheep’s eyeball.
9. I never attended a big fat Greek wedding.
10. I never supervised the building of a house in a language that I couldn't speak.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

DOUBLE TROUBLE

Logophile interview meme

Logophile composed these questions especially for me so I now have the dubious honor of answering them and presumably trying to get 5 other fools to fall into the same trap.

1. For the year I lived in Greece, although I mostly loved it, I found some of the things there drove me NUTS! In some ways Greece is incredibly backwards, how do you handle that?

For the most part I make an effort to change the things that I can.
I erect an SEP* field around the things that I can’t do anything about,
but if nothing else works I drink.

*somebody else’s problem

2. How is your consumerism doing? Have you been involved in a treatment plan at all?

Strangely enough, ever since I started blogging I have no desire to leave the house to do any shopping.

3. You started blogging to remember you, find you, or reinvigorate you, is it working?

I have been making progress on several fronts where these goals are concerned.
In the short time that I have been blogging I have found friends who praise, guide, chide and generally offer all kinds of useful advice and support.
As well as boosting my self confidence this has had a knock on effect. So I am claiming back my right to be treated with respect and consideration by everyone who is close enough to get a poke in the eye. Anyone who doesn’t like it can whistle!

4. Since everyone else had a go, I want to know your take. Describe your blog.

For crying out loud girl!
If I’d known how to describe my blog I wouldn’t have asked you guys to help.
When I set it up it was just an experiment to see if I could do it.
It appears to have turned into a magical mirror of a myriad mental musings. Will that do?

5. Did your friend actually tell off her whiny/bossy boyfriend?

They split up and she blamed herself for not living up to his expectations. Hopefully she will look back at it from some point in the future and realize what a lucky escape she had.

Now, if you want me to ask you 5 interview questions make sure you mention that in the comment section and hurry. I will interview the first 5 who request it. You would then answer the questions I compose for you on YOUR blog and you can proceed to interview your commenters.

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I have also been tagged by Queenie,
and my ego won’t let me ignore it because she said nice things about me. As a result I am about to inflict the same dilemma on a few of the people I visit. This is limited to 5 but anyone who wants to know which blogs I like just has to look at my sidebar; If I don’t like it I don’t link it. With one exception, anyone who visits me and is new to blogging will get linked on my site, just to give them a leg up as it were.

My Choices:

1. Dan's Blah Blah Blog, http://dabalogh.blogspot.com/ :
Not just a pretty face but a talented and entertaining raconteur.


2. Lime http://houseoflime.blogspot.com/ :
Another bit of everything blog where I feel right at home.

3. Malnurtured Snay, http://www.malnurturedsnay.net/ :
Sometimes side splittingly funny, sometimes serious, he helps to keep me young...

4.Groovy Lady http://groovyladyblog.blogspot.com/ :
A modern mum with a humorous view on the hazards of raising a family.

5. ,Spoon http://itsnopicknick.blogspot.com/ :
New to me I haven’t even linked her yet but I sense a kindred spirit.

I have included Queenie’s choices below, so that anyone who wants to see what else is appealing to somebody who likes my blog doesn’t have to go far to satisfy their curiosity.
A woman who seems to have a genuine compassion, and humour.
Honesty and strength, again with humour.
Her patience's and intelligence, show a grace of her own.
A wise man with a lot to share.
Now I have to go and grovel to the poor souls who I've just done this to.


Tuesday, April 3, 2007

SO I LIED ABOUT THE MEMES (with a twist)

I was just saying that I’m not going to make a habit of posting memes then "barefoot mistress" posted this and made a liar of me. The answers were a bit much to post as a comment and it is such a shit hot meme that I couldn’t resist. Before I go any further I should explain that as I broke my MP3 player recently I used winamp on my computer in shuffle mode. I have 40GB of music and video files on my PC including my kid’s and student’s choices in AT LEAST 4 different languages so it was a rather strange and interesting experiment. I swear my answers have not been tweaked.

{The Twist- answers in green are what I would have put if I'd cheated}

Grab your Ipod or Mp3 Player, set it to shuffle and start asking it these questions:
{I’m using winamp on shuffle as don’t have ipod}



1. How does the world see me?
Ghetto Gospel-2pac ft/ Elton JOHN
“those who wish to follow me I welcome with my hands…”

Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen

2. Will I have a happy life?
El Corazon-Arno Elias
{Er…?}

Complicated – Avril Lavigne

3. What’s going to happen next?
Quest For Camelot-from Disney film
“If you were with me now I’d find myself in you…”
Love Resurrection - Alison Moyet

4. What do my friends really think of me?
Filakas Angelos-Kotsiras (Greek)
Translation: Guardian Angel,
“When you feel lonely, when your house is empty you will have me as your companion and I will give you courage.”
Closer to Madness - Jesse Cook
5. Do people secretly lust after me?
Speed Needs No Translation- ?
U and UR hand - Pink

6. How can I make myself happy?
A lover Spurned _ ?
(oh wow, get me a divorce lawyer quick!)
Red Red Wine - UB40

7. What should I do with my life?
Act Naturally-Buck Owens
“ they’re goin to put me in the movies. They’re goin to make a big star out of me. They’ll make a film about a man who’s sad and lonely and all I gotta do is act naturally.”
Let Me Be Your Muse - Shakira

8. Should I have more children?
Candyshop-Black eyed peas ( I think)
“ I’ll take you to the candyshop, I’ll let you lick my lollipop, keep going ‘til you hit the spot…”
(what the hell!)
Are You kidding Me - Anouk

9. What is some good advice for me?
Now and Forever- Air Supply
( OK , no divorce then?)
Drink That Mash and Talk That Trash - Lester Flatt & Earl Scruggs

10. How will I be remembered?
Out On The Edge-Jennifer Rush
(Enough said!)
Legendary Hearts - Lou Reed

11. What is my signature song?
Searching For Something- Paparrizou
(another Greek one.)
Requiem For A Dream - Lord Of The Rings

12. What do I think my signature song is?
It’s My Life-?
{LOL- I wish it was}
Queen of the Night – Whitney Houston

13. What does everyone else think my signature song is?
People Are Still Having Sex-La Tour
(How I wish that was true!)
Hero of a Fool - Jennifer Rush

14. What song will play at my funeral?
THA SE VRO-Vandi?
Translation: I’ll find you.
Chorus-“I will see you now and then. I will find you in the sea, on the road,in the sun and the sky…”
Time Waits For Nobody - Freddie Mercury

15. What type of boys do I like?
Daddy Cool Remix-?
(no comment)
Ride Captain Ride - Three Dog Night

16. What is my day going to be like?
Rocky and Balboa- Theme tune to some movie
Black and White - Three Dog Night

Monday, April 2, 2007

Bookworm's Turn, another meme

I'm not planning to make a habit of this but I love books and when I saw this meme on lime's blog I couldn't resist. Having seen so many posts recently about favourite movies and music I thought it was time for bookworms to get in on the act so I will add a couple of things of my own. Then you can tell me your preferences.
Favourite quote/s from Shakespeare.
"I will speak daggers to her, but use none".
"The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers".
"My salad days, when I was green in judgment."
Quote/s from favourite book/s
Karma Cola- They thought we were profound,
we knew we were provincial
You get the idea, add anything you like, If you like, or just sit there muttering ,"When is she going to do a proper bloody post?"
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THE STOLEN PART
Hardback or trade paperback or mass market paperback?
Anything I can get my hands on.

Amazon or brick and mortar?
.Bricks and mortar, I’m very tactile.

Barnes & Noble or Borders?
Who?
W.H.SMITH, Sweetens when I’m in England
and Floras when I’m in Greece

Bookmark or dog ear?
Anyone who dog ears is a marked man in my books


Alphabetize by author or alphabetize by title or random?

I have my own system based on author, function, reading age and several other factors which involve which books should be invitingly within reach so that small hands can reach them more easily than the TV remote control and whether I own them or have borrowed them.

Keep, throw away, or sell?
Keep mostly and occasionally pass on to a good home

Keep dust jacket or toss it?
keep

Read with dust jacket or remove it?
remove


Short story or novel?
Anything and everything, if I forget to take a book to the bathroom I have been known to read the back of the shampoo bottles.

Collection or anthology ?
I’m not keen on either.

Harry Potter or Lemony Snicket?
HARRY POTTER

Stop reading when tired or at chapter breaks?
It depends on the circumstances, when I fall asleep usually.

“It was a dark and stormy night” or “Once upon a time”?
. “Against the stars a great turtle passes carrying four elephants on its shell”

Buy or Borrow?
Both, but never steal !
Book thieves should be flayed alive.

New or used?
both

Buying choice: book reviews, recommendation or browse?
All of the above

Tidy ending or cliffhanger?
Whichever suits the story best.

Morning reading, afternoon reading or nighttime reading?
24.7

Stand-alone or series?
both

Favorite series?
Discworld

Favorite children's books?
Not Dahl

Favorite book of which nobody else has heard?
The Praise Singer


Favorite books read last year?
Karma Cola
Chronicle of a Death Foretold


Favorite books of all time?
Jitterbug Perfume
Guards! Guards!
Hitch Hikers Guide To The Galaxy

Least favorite book you finished last year?
Undomesticated Goddess

What are you reading right now?
Mostly poetry


What are you reading next?
The Historian

Saturday, March 31, 2007

I saw this meme on "Groovy Lady" it looked like fun so I thought I'd have a go. Just out of curiosity I traced it back to its source and found five great blogs, including Groovy Lady. I will be creating a meme link list in the side column to go with this post

List four sentences you've never said before:...

1. It’s your turn to use the PC.
2. Let me clean your shoes.
3. Not tonight, I’ve got a headache.
4. Let’s watch football.

List any number of song titles that describe how you’ve felt this week:
1. One Silver Dollar
2. Everything Fades Away
3. Don’t Cry Sister
4. Walking on sunshine.
5. Here Comes The Rain Again

Imagine you’re having the ideal perfect day. What four things would you be doing?

1. Enjoying an outing with friends and family
2. Eating, drinking and chatting with friends.
3. Dancing the night away ‘til the wee hours
4. Spooning and forking.



Make up five creative names for a new rock band:

1. Sticky Tongue and the Honey Pots
2. Filofax and The Ringbinders
3. Brainy Bitch and The Blogland Band
4. Scuffle in the Bathroom.
5. The Satin Strings

Congratulations! You get to go back in time and ensure that three songs were never written, thus sparing humanity from ever having to hear them. What three songs would get the axe?

1. Wallflower
2. What’s a Woman Without a Man
3. Telephone Man

If anyone else does this meme, let me know. I would love to see your answers.