Monday, March 5, 2007

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY
BY REVISITING SOME PARTIES FROM MY PAST. THESE ARE
FROM MY CRUISESHIP DAYS. iF YOU RECOGNISE YOURSELF
LEAVE A COMMENT AND TELL ME WHO THE HELL YOU ARE:)


IF YOU AREN'T DRINKING BEER YOU CAN COKEROKE




THAT'S ME IN THE HAT


HOW MANY CROUPIERS CAN YOU FIT IN ONE SHIP'S CABIN?



THOSE ARE NOT MY KNICKERS

VOGUE POSE



IS IT MY TURN TO SING?
GIRLFRIENDS




SECRET SANTA



GET MORE BEER!
And last but not least a few words of encouragement.

Women over 40
For those who are anxious about aging
and those who think it will never come,
what a wonderful opportunity awaits,
but most of all those who are enjoying
the freedom of womanhood
Here is a piece written by Andy Rooney
As I grow in age,
I value women who are over 40 most of all
Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed
and ask, "What are you thinking?"
She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,
she doesn't sit around whining about it.
She does something she wants to do.
And, it's usually something more interesting.
A woman over 40 knows herself well enough
to be assured in who she is, what she is,
what she wants and from whom.
Few women past the age of 40 give a damn
what you might think about her or what she's doing.
Women over 40 are dignified.
They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera
or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.
Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you,
if they think they can get away with it.
Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.
They know what it's like to be unappreciated.
A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you
to her women friends.
A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best
Friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women.
Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends
because she knows her friends won't betray her.
Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess
your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.
A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick
This is not true of younger women or drag queens.
Once you get past a wrinkle or two,
a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.
Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you
right off if you are a jerk or if you are acting like one!
You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.
Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.
Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed,hot woman of 40+,
there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool
of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say,
"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"
Here's an update for you.
Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?
Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig
just to get a little sausage!!!!!














8 comments:

Michael said...

Happy birthday.

Claire said...

I just turned 49 on the 4th. Happy Birthday to you too. Loved the poem, especially the last line!

Stephanie Secrest said...

Happy belated birthday!!!!

Hope it was a good one! And, really, you should do what I do... celebrate the whole month. :)

cathy said...

WE HAD WOMEN'S DAY AS WELL,JUST DON'T SAY GIN TO ME TODAY.

Little said...

You're beautiful!

Michael said...

Hey little, what did your guide dog think?

cathy said...

Thankyou all, except for Michael:)

Michael said...

Sorry but little bro's don't acknowledge things like that about their big sis.