GREAT QUOTES BY GREAT LADIES

Inside every older lady is a younger lady… wondering what the hell happened.-

Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out.
But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.

-Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.

-Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

-Lily Tomlin-

A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car

.-Carrie Snow-

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.

-Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favourite household chore is ironing.
My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint

.-Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.

-Bette Davis-

A Man’s got to do what a man's got to do.
A woman must do what he can't.

-Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother"is redundant

-Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality,
it comes in through the windows.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do

they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good.
Luckily, this is not difficult.

-Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together

and your body starts falling apart.

-Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -

- but sometimes several days attack me at once.

-Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -

- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.

-Catherine-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes

because I know I'm not dumb

and I'm also not blonde.

-Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful,

men would still be wearing them

.-Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

-Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.

Men invade another country..

-Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

-Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man.

If you want anything done, ask a woman.

-Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on

how to combine marriage and a career.

-Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvellous housekeeper.
Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.

-Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.

-Eleanor Roosevelt-

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