I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me.By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace........the article read:"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." 
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of white wine, a bottle of Vodka, my Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large reefer and some cheese. You have no idea how freaking good I feel....
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My big sister sent me this. I have always valued her advice so I thought it would be a good idea to share it with you.
So I looked around the house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished....and before coming to work this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of white wine, a bottle of Vodka, my Prozac, some valium, a small box of chocolates and 2 litres of Fosters Lager, a 1/2 can of cider, a large reefer and some cheese. You have no idea how freaking good I feel....
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My big sister sent me this. I have always valued her advice so I thought it would be a good idea to share it with you.
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That's the best self-help advice I've heard all day. Cheers!
So THAT'S the problem. I was hoping for OUTER peace. Well, screw them. Where's the damned Bacardi?
Thank you, Cathy. As soon as I stop laughing I am going to the kitchen to consume everything I've not finished.
puerileuwaite: There can be no outer peace without inner peace. Stands to reason.
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drinupthrsmorwerthacamfrom, hiC!
Great blog. I had this sent to me a while ago,and it tickled my sense of humour.
I hope you had a nice birthday and that everything is working out for you, thanks for the commments and keep it up =)
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